As I took the photos for today's post, I started smirking to myself. The Asparagus and Artichoke spring vegetable team made my mind immediately wander to the 80's action series. I laughed at the image of a
gold chain around a skinny asparagus. Despite no brawn, asparagus does have the hair for the job.
Do you remember the sky high flat-top mohawk, black and red van, cigars, and gold chains? Of the entirely limited, extremely censored television in my house as a child, we were surprisingly privy to the exaggerated violence of this 80's action series. Children learned mottoes such as, "It takes a smart guy to play dumb", one can never wear too much gold around one's neck, and a rear wing adds intimidation to a GMC van. For these invaluable lessons, we have Mr. Bad Attitude Baracus to thank. I now understand why mom was so entirely limited on what television we were allowed to view, but honestly I am not quite sure why the A-Team made it on the approved list alongside Little House on the Prairie, Highway to Heaven, the Waltons, and the occasional vintage cartoon. Yes, that pretty much sums up the list. I told you it was entirely limited. Maybe this is a window into my brain as to why I am so utterly entirely amazed at seemingly small simple things. We actually read and played when we were kids. As you know, we have lived without a television for years, and thus the amazement with and awareness of simple things continues to grow exponentially. My TV trivia is limited and quite archaic and I actually feel completely unapologetic about it.

Never the less, today's post brought back memories from my childhood and whether you know about that A-Team or not, you are sure to appreciate this one. I just love that two of the iconic spring vegetables begin with A. It seems so tidy and organized. As lovely as this team is, I will agree that they give off quite an intimidating air. With a bit of step-by-step empowerment, you will be steaming an artichoke, roasting asparagus, and loving every second of getting to know them. I think you will find they are much nicer than they seem.
Look for artichokes that are heavy, green and not too brown, and the leaves (petals) are tightly packed.
How to Prepare an Artichoke for Steaming
1. Cut off bottom stem
2. Cut off top
3. Peel off bottom layer of petals
4. Snip sharp tips from each remaining petal (optional but smart)
5. Immerse in lemon bath (juice from half a lemon in a big bowl of water) or vinegar water (1 tablespoon vinegar in water) to maintain color until steamed
How to Steam and Eat an Artichoke
After you have prepared the artichoke as listed above, place in a steamer basket above 1-2 inches of water in the bottom of a large pot. Cover with lid and steam on high for 30 minutes. Check at least once to make sure the water has not all evaporated. The choke is finished when the petals fall easily when pulled. Serve with lemon juice, melted butter for dipping, or for an over the top bite serve with dill butter. Once the choke is steamed and you have your butter ready, simply pull one petal from the choke, dip in butter, and literally scrape the flesh from the inside of each petal with your teeth. Do not try to eat the actual petal. Then once you get to the heart, scoop it out with a spoon and share it.

Now for my favorite way with asparagus, roasted. Sure, you may steam it, boil it, grill it, but I really love roasting it. The best way to remove the tough ends from asparagus is to snap them. They will naturally break where they are tender. Hold a piece near the bottom and snap gently. The tough part of the stalk with break from the tender uppers. Dispose of the bottoms, and set the rest aside.
Roasted Asparagus
1 bunch asparagus
1 tablespoon olive oil
pinch of salt
a few cracks black pepper
1 teaspoon lemon zest (optional)
1. Heat oven to 400. Snap ends from asparagus and rinse stalks with water. Leave them a bit wet and spread in one even layer on a baking sheet or pyrex dish
2. Drizzle with oil and toss around to cover the pieces as best you can. Salt and pepper just a touch
3. Roast for 14-17 minutes until tender and bright green. Sprinkle with lemon zest and serve
A perfect meal would be a steamed artichoke with a bit of melted dill butter, roasted asparagus, a hunk of sourdough bread, a few radish slices, a slice of sharp cheddar or for total luxury--- a fillet of grilled fish.
H-e-l-l-o- SPRING!
Now that you know the secret handshake, it is time to join the A team.